Miss Jessica

I dig in the dirt for a living and no, not for dinosaurs. I'm an ARCHaeologist, not a PALEOntologist and yes, there is a difference. I speak fluent Shit, unless I'm drunk then I speak fluently in a language only I can understand. My closet is organized by color and everything is separated by sleeve length. I drive a WRX, never under the speed limit. I hate when people stop at stop signs that aren't really there and don't jump the gun on a green light. I've been called every name under the sun so don't think you're doing something original by e-mailing me a nasty message. I'm a part time maneater and a full-time bad ass. Peace out CHEESE fries!!