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Tiger Woods~

by snow , Posted to Fishing Buddy on 11/28/2009 11:25 AM | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 01/29/2003
Location: MN

Don't get me wrong,I'm not a golfer but his lastest deal is all over the news~

What do you guys think? 2:30am you backup over a fire hydrant then hit a tree and your not even drunk! Then your wife comes out after the crash with a golf club to free you by smashing in the rear gate window because the doors are locked,I wonder where did the club come from?

Taking a wild shot here,me thinks she was putting a whooping on ole Tiger,how do your explain a bloody mouth from a rear end collision? I think he was making a run for it..."nothin worse than an angery white Bi*h with a golf club...( from sweden)

whackin-n-stackin

Re: Tiger Woods~

by BDub on 11/28/2009 1:30 PM | Reply #1 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

BDub
Joined: 03/09/2009
Location: ND

Snow you are way too smart. Your story is most likely fairly close. Wait till the press gets done spinning this. By the time this is over Tiger was headed to the store to pickup milk and a insect bit him. Thus the reaction to the insect bite caused him to back into the fire hydrant. Then his wife knowing of the great danger grabbed a club. She hit the windshield trying to get the insect before it could attack her and the kids.

Re: Tiger Woods~

by fish-head on 11/28/2009 2:00 PM | Reply #2 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

fish-head
Joined: 08/21/2007
Location: ND

Supposedly he is having an affair in New York and she knows about it. (Never pi$$ off a swede!)

"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your sucesses"

Re: Tiger Woods~

by Farnorth on 11/28/2009 2:13 PM | Reply #3 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Farnorth
Joined: 05/23/2002
Location: ND

Lots of loose ends with this story. I'm guessing that we will never get details. Tiger is notorious for keeping his personal life secret. I think he has the money to make sure that happens. I'm not suggesting the Authorities would help cover anything up but I think the story they get will be "managed".

The funny thing is that when I first heard about Elin breaking the back window of the vehicle with a golf club and pulling Tiger out, I wondered if she already had the club in her hand. Then there was a rumor about a "domestic incident".

I like Tiger but this deal is going to test his demeanor. We'll see.

Re: Tiger Woods~

by snow on 11/28/2009 2:34 PM | Reply #4 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

snow
Joined: 01/29/2003
Location: MN

The only way my old lady would come outof the house @ 2:30am when I came home is with a firepolker or if she was really hot,my benelli,thank goodness she does'nt know how to load it.

whackin-n-stackin

Re: Tiger Woods~

by Jiffy on 11/28/2009 4:01 PM | Reply #5 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Jiffy
Joined: 01/08/2002
Location: ND

He has lots of money, he'll be fine....

(sadly enough)

Re: Tiger Woods~

by beminoid31 on 11/28/2009 9:18 PM | Reply #6 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

beminoid31
Joined: 12/26/2008
Location: MN

i guarantee alcohol was a factor....but $$$ keeps things low key when it comes to celebs and law enforcement. it'll be like nothing happened in the end...weird how interviews from police got moved back a day? sobering up maybe

cant drink all day unless you start in the morning.

Re: Tiger Woods~

by Captain Ahab on 11/28/2009 9:24 PM | Reply #7 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Captain Ahab
Joined: 12/01/2008
Location: ND

If I was Tiger and I smashed my beamer and had a monster bankroll, I don't think it would be too hard to spin the story in my favor either. Just proves he's human........like the rest of us.

"Diligence is the mother of good luck."
Benjamin Franklin

Re: Tiger Woods~

by Captain Ahab on 11/28/2009 9:34 PM | Reply #8 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Captain Ahab
Joined: 12/01/2008
Location: ND

Not saying it wouldn't be interesting to see footage of that event. Likely alot more entertaining than the David Hasslehoff cheeseburger video.

"Diligence is the mother of good luck."
Benjamin Franklin

Re: Tiger Woods~

by EyeKllr on 11/29/2009 00:53 AM | Reply #9 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

EyeKllr
Joined: 08/27/2006
Location: ND

He married a gold digger and finally figured it out...now he is figuring out there is no easy way out....financially or apparently physically...

Patience Suchka.......

Re: Tiger Woods~

by Mr. Buckmaster on 11/29/2009 03:16 AM | Reply #10 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Mr. Buckmaster
Joined: 04/04/2004
Location: ND

I agree that this story has so many loose ends that would have been long since tied up if it was a middle class working joe. It shows that money cant buy happiness but it sure as heck can cover up a night of unhappiness. Oh, and Captain Ahab, the cheeseburger reference was classic. Havent watched that in a while but gonna have to Youtube that again today, for a laugh.

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and

degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is

worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing

to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a

miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so

by the exertions of better men than himself.

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Re: Tiger Woods~

by simmsjs on 11/29/2009 09:23 AM | Reply #11 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

simmsjs
Joined: 01/08/2004
Location: ND

Where do you guys get your info? I saw the report last night on Fox News, FOXNEWS.COM and read it in an online paper, so far all the authorities are saying it is nothing more than a traffic investigation.

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Re: Tiger Woods~

by Horsager on 11/29/2009 09:41 AM | Reply #12 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Horsager
Joined: 08/12/2003
Location: ND

I wonder how many paparazzi a guy would have to beat the tar out of before they quit coming around? Whatever it cost might be worth it to have some privacy. The only time any sort of domestic abuse story would interrest me is if I or my family was affected somehow. Short of that, who gives a darn? If you do, why?

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Re: Tiger Woods~

by snow on 11/30/2009 12:11 PM | Reply #13 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

snow
Joined: 01/29/2003
Location: MN

Horsager,I think its amussing if it comes out his wife opened a can of "whoop arse" on ole Tiger,someone/neighbor will surface with some cell phoe video I'm sure soon.

whackin-n-stackin

Re: Tiger Woods~

by Tim Sandstrom on 11/30/2009 12:12 PM | Reply #14 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Tim Sandstrom
Joined: 07/14/2003
Location: ND

Jiffy Said:
He has lots of money, he'll be fine....

(sadly enough)

So will she if the rumors of New York are true.

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Re: Tiger Woods~

by dogfacehunter on 11/30/2009 12:36 PM | Reply #15 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

dogfacehunter
Joined: 02/23/2009
Location: nd

All I know is, that it would have been any one of us and we told the cops we will talk to them in the morning or in this case in the next few days. We would have our doors knocked down and thrown on the floor.

Re: Tiger Woods~

by Tim Sandstrom on 11/30/2009 1:20 PM | Reply #16 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Tim Sandstrom
Joined: 07/14/2003
Location: ND

Captain Ahab Said:
Not saying it wouldn't be interesting to see footage of that event. Likely alot more entertaining than the David Hasslehoff cheeseburger video.

Ha ha. Yeah, I'm going to have to YouTube again as well!

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Re: Tiger Woods~

by archer on 11/30/2009 1:38 PM | Reply #17 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

archer
Joined: 06/28/2002
Location: MN

dogfacehunter; your are 100% correct!

Re: Tiger Woods~

by Tim Sandstrom on 11/30/2009 1:46 PM | Reply #18 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Tim Sandstrom
Joined: 07/14/2003
Location: ND

Ha ha. Poor Tiger. I thought the guy was a bulletproof son of a gun but man, he really leaves a lot out there on this story. I'm with Horsager that this is kind of a who cares deal but at the same time, I won't lie, I'm intrigued by this.

Perfect setup though. Like Agassi he can come out 20 years from now with a book on the whole story and make more money than he made in his career.

Ha ha, I am giggling at this whole Tiger story. Uffda.

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Re: Tiger Woods~

by archer on 11/30/2009 1:49 PM | Reply #19 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

archer
Joined: 06/28/2002
Location: MN

Stevie the caddy wasnt there to beat the hell out of her!

Re: Tiger Woods~

by Captain Ahab on 11/30/2009 1:53 PM | Reply #20 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Captain Ahab
Joined: 12/01/2008
Location: ND

I wonder what the On-Star operator had to say. Maybe something like this: Hello Mr. Woods are you ok after smashing a fire hydrant and a tree near your driveway........oh wait you must be unconscious........I will alert your wife and tell her to smash your windows with your 10 degree driver.............stay calm Mr. Woods you must have placed your foot on the accelerator instead of the brake, an easy mistake for a world class athlete to make.........I bet your face will be red when you wake up. Commercial voice: "On star is standard on all new Cadillac vehicles."

"Diligence is the mother of good luck."
Benjamin Franklin

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Posted On: 11/28/2009 11:25 AM

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