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Stimulus checks

by , Posted to on 01/06/2011 1:03 PM | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 01/29/2003
Location: MN
FYI guys and gals~

Sometime this year,  we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic
Stimulus' payment.

 

   This is indeed a very exciting program,  and I'll explain it by
Using a Q & A format:
 
 
   Q.  What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
 
   A.  It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
 
 
   Q..  Where will the government get this money ?
 
   A.  From taxpayers.
 
 
   Q.  So the government is giving me back my own money ?
 
   A.  Only a smidgen of it.
 
 
   Q.  What is the purpose of this payment ?
 
   A.  The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
High-definition TV set,  thus stimulating the economy.
 
 
   Q.  But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
 
   A.  Shut up.
 
 
   Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:       
 
 
         
 
       *  If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart,  the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .
 
 
       *  If you spend it on gasoline,  your money will go to the Arabs.
 
 
       *  If you purchase a computer,  it will go to India , Taiwan or  China .
 
     
 
       *  If you purchase fruit and vegetables,  it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala .
 
     
 
       *  If you buy an efficient  car,  it will go to Japan or Korea .

 
   
 
       *  If  you purchase useless stuff,  it will go to Taiwan .
 
   
 
       *  If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock,  it will go
To management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
 
 
   Instead,  keep the money in America by:
 
 
   1)  Spending it at yard sales,  or     
 
   2)  Going to ball games,  or   
 
   3)  Spending it on prostitutes,  or     
 
   4)  Beer or     
 
   5) Tattoos.
 
 
   (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )



   Conclusion:
 
   Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!

 
   No need to thank me,  I'm just glad I could be of help.  toast
 
 

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Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 1:12 PM | Reply #1 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 11/19/2006
Location: ND
Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 1:18 PM | Reply #2 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 12/07/2009
Location: nd
 That is precisely what I did with the last economic stimulus check.  
The wheel is spinning..but the hamster is dead.
Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 1:28 PM | Reply #3 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 05/07/2009
Location: ND
Not all beer money goes to the old USA.  I would rather buy corn and make my own and not give old uncle sam more tax money from the booze.

There is no limit on a Good Time!!

Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 1:33 PM | Reply #4 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 12/07/2009
Location: nd
 Do we really have another stimulus check coming?
The wheel is spinning..but the hamster is dead.
Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 1:39 PM | Reply #5 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 12/01/2008
Location: ND
Goosefishmen Said:
Not all beer money goes to the old USA.  I would rather buy corn and make my own and not give old uncle sam more tax money from the booze.

I've had your home made hooch before and I think I would be forced to pay some tax for the beer...........Johnson Juice comes to mind.

"Diligence is the mother of good luck."
Benjamin Franklin

Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 1:46 PM | Reply #6 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 10/21/2004
Location: ND
Darn it,

I got all drunk at a ballgame and then bought a stripper a tatoo...
Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 1:48 PM | Reply #7 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 02/20/2009
Location: nd
lol! all kidding aside Snow, don't be so negative on our country!  Last year I bought USA made fly fishing reel, furniture, guitar, yard tools, clothing, food, hunting gear, tires, etc....yes it is hard to find some items, and you generally will pay more... but you get unmatched top quality!
Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 1:51 PM | Reply #8 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 05/04/2007
Location: ND
I bought gas and beer
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 2:19 PM | Reply #9 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 01/29/2003
Location: MN
Hey huntrut~ that counts! good job man~

Pat,"No kidding" a USA built fly reel"? Mine are from sweden~

Ha ha Guy,me too,I bought beer and got gas...Good ole Grain Belt brew made right here in Mn.
Perazzi usa
Benelli usa
hevi shot prostaff
Briley chokes
Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 5:59 PM | Reply #10 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 11/25/2002
Location: ND
Good one Snow ! ! !
Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 6:05 PM | Reply #11 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 11/26/2003
Location: ND
1st I've heard of a stimulas check.  But, I buy local grown grain n such and make my own beer.  I always check the bottom of the box/item to see where it's made.   Fuel, well, we're screwed.

Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 7:03 PM | Reply #12 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 03/10/2009
Location: ND
Pat'sPlace Said:
Last year I bought USA made fly fishing reel, furniture, guitar, yard tools, clothing, food, hunting gear, tires, etc....
Can you list some of the brands and where you bought them for each? Except for the food. It is hard to find anything Made in the USA anymore. Maybe the next big thing could be a Made in America store?

It's not that bad.

Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 7:11 PM | Reply #13 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 07/14/2009
Location: ND
Walleye Whisperer Said:
 Do we really have another stimulus check coming?


    Yes,   we struck it rich again.
Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 7:43 PM | Reply #14 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 01/19/2010
Location: nd
So whats up with the stimulus check?  this is the first I have heard of one for the year of 2011.  Who gets them this year and how much are they supposedly going to be?
Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 10:48 PM | Reply #15 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 12/04/2009
Location: ND
Your stimulus is just the extension of the bush tax cut.  I know it will help me out to the tune of almost 2000 dollars this year. 
Live every day!
Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 11:08 PM | Reply #16 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 01/16/2010
Location: nd
when
Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/06/2011 11:59 PM | Reply #17 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Location: ND
Snow..... Grain Belt.....MMMMMMMMM

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degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is


worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing


to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a


miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so


by the exertions of better men than himself.


 


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Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/07/2011 00:23 AM | Reply #18 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 12/07/2009
Location: nd
 What I read (which could very well be wrong) was something about the federal government simply not withholding some money from our pay checks.  Anybody care to correct me or elaborate on this?
The wheel is spinning..but the hamster is dead.
Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/07/2011 00:30 AM | Reply #19 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 11/03/2002
Location: ND
That would make a hell of a lot more sense.  I hope that's true.  How much did they spend printing the last batch and even more irritating: How much did they spend telling us all about the freakn' census?
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Re: Stimulus checks
by on 01/07/2011 08:09 AM | Reply #20 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 11/22/2010
Location: nd
YA..... IM CALLIN BULL SHART ON THIS ONE...NEED SOME PROOF 2 BACK THIS CLAIM UP..................
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