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2010-02-06 09:35:23

posted by: svnmag. That's hilarious Kapt!!

You see, the dog's traits were being compared to those of a Democrat. No one would want an actual Democrat for a house pet. They eat all your chips and get their information from MTV.

re: Funnin'

2010-02-05 23:26:33

posted by: jokostel. Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
3 have been arrested for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shop-lifting
21 are current defendants in lawsuits In 1998 alone
84 were stopped for drunk driving

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.

re: Funnin'

2010-02-05 23:24:54

posted by: jokostel. President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun is shining, the air is crisp, and there is a light blanket of snow on the ground. He stretches and goes to look out the window at the snow-covered WhiteHouse lawn and sees the words "President Clinton sucks" written in pee in the snow.

Clinton gets all upset and calls White House Security. He tells them he doesn't care what it takes but he wants to know who did this. The Chief of Security returns in a couple of days to the President and tells him that he has good news, bad news, and real bad news.

"OK," says Clinton, "give me the good news first, then the bad news, and then the real bad news."

The Chief says: "The good news is after taking analysis of the pee, we know who the culprit is." Clinton nods and the Chief continues: "The bad news is the culprit is Vice President Gore." This really upsets the President, but he controls his anger and asks the Chief to tell him the real bad news.

The Chief of Security swallows and says, "It's in Hilary's hand writing".

re: Funnin'

2010-02-05 23:19:01

posted by: jokostel.
Bill Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, who checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged.

The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error. The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his good-bye to the Pope as he went off to heaven.

On his way up, the Pope met Clinton who was on his way down, and they stopped to chat.

Pope: Sorry about the mix up.

Clinton: No problem!

Pope: Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven.

Clinton: Why is that? It's not that great.

Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.

Clinton: Sorry, your Holiness - but you're about a day late.

re: Funnin'

2010-02-05 23:14:42

posted by: jokostel.

hopeandchangethis Said:

Kaptain Said:
hopeandchangethis, What difference does it make? Why are you not a Democrat? I am registered as a Democrat for voting purposes. Im not really a Democrat or anything else, for I am not a politicion. I have one vote, just like everybodyelse. The big money has the most influence in elections, and now, that just got worse, So lets just let corperate America fix the elections with their stupid ass comercials and let the dumbass public believe the BS, because it has to be true, it was on Tv, and we can all take it right up the ass once again.
Why not be an independant? The main differance between the two main parties is the tax on money. Dems want more to spend and redistribute. Republicans want you to keep more to spur on the economy.
Why would you want to support the entitlement mentallity?

See, your forgetting that FIRST you need to have a brain to not follow political alliances and just be a Constitution biding American.
Most Dems have the mental capacity of a rabid badger..... Reps aint too far ahead of that.

re: Funnin'

2010-02-05 23:05:15

posted by: jokostel.

Kaptain Said:
Your dog is a house pet you idiot. I am a democrat and have worked 10 hour days all week and Saturday to boot. Get a life!

Whatever you say, Comrade...
LOL

re: Funnin'

2010-02-05 22:54:01

posted by: hopeandchangethis.

Kaptain Said:
hopeandchangethis, What difference does it make? Why are you not a Democrat? I am registered as a Democrat for voting purposes. Im not really a Democrat or anything else, for I am not a politicion. I have one vote, just like everybodyelse. The big money has the most influence in elections, and now, that just got worse, So lets just let corperate America fix the elections with their stupid ass comercials and let the dumbass public believe the BS, because it has to be true, it was on Tv, and we can all take it right up the ass once again.

Why not be an independant? The main differance between the two main parties is the tax on money. Dems want more to spend and redistribute. Republicans want you to keep more to spur on the economy.
Why would you want to support the entitlement mentallity?

re: Funnin'

2010-02-05 20:23:44

posted by: Kaptain. hopeandchangethis, What difference does it make? Why are you not a Democrat? I am registered as a Democrat for voting purposes. Im not really a Democrat or anything else, for I am not a politicion. I have one vote, just like everybodyelse. The big money has the most influence in elections, and now, that just got worse, So lets just let corperate America fix the elections with their stupid ass comercials and let the dumbass public believe the BS, because it has to be true, it was on Tv, and we can all take it right up the ass once again.

re: Funnin'

2010-02-05 20:19:15

posted by: BX2.

re: Funnin'

2010-02-05 20:11:49

posted by: yelowjackt.

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force.

When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.

Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.

"Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly.

"Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor.

"I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning."

"The President of the United States is dead?" The agent gulped in disbelief.

"Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a bull-sh@#%ter he is."