Chuck Norris~ Recent Comments

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2009-07-02 16:49:01

posted by: Dam Fisherman. All the dinosaurs are dead because the Chucknorisarus ate them all!

Chuck Noris will never have a heart attack... not even his own heart is dumb enough to attack Chuck!

Chuck Noris once had sex with a bull... nine months later it had a calf!

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2009-07-02 16:39:30

posted by: hunttomuch. When Chuck Norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken!

Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women!

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2009-07-02 16:31:40

posted by: sjs. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the @#$% down.

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2009-07-02 15:38:44

posted by: sjs. Chuck is the only one that can go to McDonald's and order a whopper and get it.

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2009-07-02 15:12:18

posted by: Empty-stringer. Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs

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2009-07-02 10:44:37

posted by: Auggie1415. Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work.

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2009-07-02 08:51:00

posted by: hunttomuch. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just 1 Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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2009-07-01 22:19:33

posted by: BX2. Did you know he has a cat?

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2009-07-01 21:40:59

posted by: Pro V1. Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun and won!

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2009-07-01 18:01:14

posted by: Nanky. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.