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OBAMA Jokes?

by , Posted to on 09/18/2009 10:06 AM | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 10/31/2003
Location: ND

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What’s your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What’s your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What’s your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

 

 


Re: OBAMA Jokes?
by on 09/18/2009 10:53 AM | Reply #1 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 12/21/2003
Location: ND
josh i voted for obama and i would five you 25 points on an IQ test for a lot of cash
Re: OBAMA Jokes?
by on 09/18/2009 11:00 AM | Reply #2 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 10/10/2008
Location: ND
My Favorite:

It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly." Indeed, 100 days into Obama's presidency.... SWINE FLU

 I don’t want to kill the animal, but I do want to warn it, and say “hey, I think you’re pretty neat, but I respect your distance.” There’s bears out here, there’s mountain cougars, and biting goats.

Re: OBAMA Jokes?
by on 09/18/2009 11:01 AM | Reply #3 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 10/10/2008
Location: ND
lwittmayer Said:
My Favorite:

It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly." Indeed, 100 days into Obama's presidency.... SWINE FLU


PS:  I'm not racist

 I don’t want to kill the animal, but I do want to warn it, and say “hey, I think you’re pretty neat, but I respect your distance.” There’s bears out here, there’s mountain cougars, and biting goats.

Re: OBAMA Jokes?
by on 09/18/2009 1:27 PM | Reply #4 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 10/31/2003
Location: ND
marksimon30 Said:
josh i voted for obama and i would five you 25 points on an IQ test for a lot of cash


I'm sure you would!


Re: OBAMA Jokes?
by on 09/18/2009 3:31 PM | Reply #5 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 10/10/2008
Location: ND
marksimon30 Said:
josh i voted for obama and i would five you 25 points on an IQ test for a lot of cash
Easy Cochise!  Just a little joke.


 I don’t want to kill the animal, but I do want to warn it, and say “hey, I think you’re pretty neat, but I respect your distance.” There’s bears out here, there’s mountain cougars, and biting goats.

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