I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new
Silverado 1500 pickup.

Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new
"feel" before they become extinct.

The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger
seat, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were
of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to
your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer
heat Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be
a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.

I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke
up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership...Damn Democrats have no sense
of humor.