Guided Colorado Cannabis Tours

Here's where you sign up.. Freaks.

my420tours.com/event/colorado-cannabis-tour/2013-12-20/

Or maybe some of you should consider getting in on the new business boom and guiding your own?

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Guy, you know I don't speak Spanish.

Is it impious to weigh goose music and art in the same scales? I think not, because the true hunter is merely a noncreative artist. Who painted the first picture on a bone in the caves of France? A hunter. Who alone in our modern life so thrills to the sight of living beauty that he will endure hunger and thirst and cold to feed his eye upon it? The hunter. Who wrote the great hunter's poem about the sheer wonder of the wind, the hail, and the snow, the stars, the lightnings, and the clouds, the lion, the deer, and the wild goat, the raven, the hawk, and the eagle, and above all the eulogy to the horse? Job, one of the great dramatic artists of all time. Poets sing and hunters scale the mountains primarily for one and the same reason--the thrill of beauty. Critics write and hunters outwit their game primarily for one and the same reason--to reduce that beauty to possession. The differences are largely matters of degree, consciousness, and that sly arbiter of the classification of human activities, language. If, then, we can live without goose music, we may as well do away with stars, or sunsets, or Iliads. But the point is we would be fools to do away with any of them. 

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Meelosh Said:
Guy, you know I don't speak Spanish.

Ha ha ha!



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  hmmmm, the second they add 'unlimited hi-c for jsthntn's dry throat' to the 'what's included list' i'll be signing up!

(i'm making an assumption that i'd like some hi-c throughout the duration of the tour. i do not speak from experience)

 "I'll show you where the bear sh**s in the woods!" ~ Dad
(I still have no clue what it means.)

"You're not really even my son." ~ Dad
(I still don't believe him.)

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jsthntn Said:
  hmmmm, the second they add 'unlimited hi-c for jsthntn's dry throat' to the 'what's included list' i'll be signing up for a tour!

I was thinking the same but with cheeto's for my constant munchies

There's a whole generation of Americans that have no idea about the truth of the Clintons, particularly Hillary 


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Meet your tour guide!

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 And if you look off to the left you can see our staff is taking a quick nap in the bushes. Just up around the corner there's a donut stand for your pleasure. Coming down the hill here into the back garden is 5 acres of our home made strain we call Reagan. We don't recommend you smoking it though as you'll be out raping and pillaging in no time. 

 

 

 

 

 

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 The guy whose wife won't let him have a beer should go on this tour.

 

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My staff is taking a well deserved nap right now. Negotiations were long and hard

 

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cpete2 Said:
My stiffy is taking a well deserved nap right now. Negotiations were long and hard

jeez

 

 

 

 

 

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Even a staff that works as well as mine needs a short break occasionally.

 

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new Billboard ad in Colorado:


"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously"
...People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome !?!
Jig-em-Up Guide Service | Grand Forks, ND | 701-739-9198 jig-em-up-guide-service.com

 

 

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Id have to say nacho doritos.....

johnr Said:

jsthntn Said:
  hmmmm, the second they add 'unlimited hi-c for jsthntn's dry throat' to the 'what's included list' i'll be signing up for a tour!

I was thinking the same but with cheeto's for my constant munchies

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Have a friend that used to dabble in the devil's lettuce (what do you expect from a washington native).  His go to munchie was a totino's pizza with two fried eggs.  Fold it up and eat it like a taco. 


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Ah, the ignorance on this website will never cease to amaze me.

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TheFightingPike Said:
Ah, the ignorance on this website will never cease to amaze me.

oh please enlighten us grand master smokes a lot or are you Dr. Green thumb

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TheFightingPike Said:
Ah, the ignorance on this website will never cease to amaze me.

Then by all means grab your cronies and remain on enlightened web sites.  Let us come insult you from time to time.  Yo.

 Nuke the Whales