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Funny No Hunting Signs you have saw

by , Posted to on 09/19/2005 6:04 PM | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 07/23/2005
Location: ND
just thought id bring some laughs back into the talk fourms i was reading an artical the other evening iand there was a posted sign that read as follows on top of a rock pile in a farmers field: HERE LIES THE LAST @$$HOLE THAT TRESSPASSED ON MY LAND! one way to make due with extra rocks i guess!!! anyone else got any funny ones?
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Re: Funny No Hunting Signs you have saw
by on 09/19/2005 7:05 PM | Reply #1 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 02/25/2002
Location: ND
This isn't a funny one but a good one anyway. I came across this sigh just this weekend while hunting goats in the badlands. "Hunters welcome with permission from the landowner for access." With a name and phone number on the sign. It's still posted, but it makes a guy like me feal more comfortable knocking on a door to ask. I definitely see this as step in the right direction.
The kill is the satisfying, indeed essential, conclusion to a successful hunt. But, I take no pleasure in the act itself. One does not hunt in order to kill, but kills in order to have hunted. Then why do I hunt? I hunt for the same reason my well-fed cat hunts...because I must, because it is in the blood, because I am the decendent of a thousand generations of hunters. I hunt because I am a hunter.- Finn Aagard
Re: Funny No Hunting Signs you have saw
by on 09/19/2005 9:04 PM | Reply #2 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 12/17/2001
Location: ND
"No Hunting or Trespassing,
violators will be prosecuted
to the fullest extent of the
law, Survivors will be
Prosecuted again."
Re: Funny No Hunting Signs you have saw
by on 09/19/2005 9:08 PM | Reply #3 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 12/17/2002
Location: ND
Up in Canada There was Old tires hanging on Fence posts with NO HUNTING Then in the bottom they had flowers planted in them.
Re: Funny No Hunting Signs you have saw
by on 09/19/2005 9:13 PM | Reply #4 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 07/12/2003
Location: ND
Down in Southeast Texas they have tires hanging on the fences that say in white lettering posted by 30.06 or 7mm etc,etc...
Re: Funny No Hunting Signs you have saw
by on 09/20/2005 08:20 AM | Reply #5 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 12/19/2004
Location: MN
i was surveying in south of fargo the other day read no huntin dated forever and signed by the guy i got a good laff out of it
Re: Funny No Hunting Signs you have saw
by on 09/20/2005 08:21 AM | Reply #6 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 04/16/2004
Location: ND
I guess this isn't a funny one either but last rifle season I came across one that said, "YES you can hunt". Thought that was pretty neat.
Re: Funny No Hunting Signs you have saw
by on 09/20/2005 08:42 AM | Reply #7 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 07/14/2003
Location: ND
Fox,



We use to hang up "Ask Before You Enter" signs.  I say use to because some of our stuff is in PLOTS now and we didn't post the remaining stuff.  However, we may need to because people just can't seem to keep their pickup on the trails.  Anyways, my point is that I agree its nice to see signs that encourage asking but I gotta admit, every posted sign should be looked upon in that light....except for maybe some of the above ones!!!



The best I've seen was in a picture submitted last year by a person.  The sign was written with what looks like a paint brush.  In black letters it says "NO SHYSTERS" and is overlaid by a ghostbusters crossed out circle in red paint.  Below the no shysters is smaller black lettering that says "YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE".



That's a pretty funny one.  Maybe I'll scan it and post it in the gallery.



Tim Sandstrom




 
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Re: Funny No Hunting Signs you have saw
by on 09/20/2005 09:01 AM | Reply #8 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 12/17/2001
Location: ND
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Re: Funny No Hunting Signs you have saw
by on 09/20/2005 11:12 AM | Reply #9 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 04/16/2004
Location: ND
Just put a picture in the gallery of another sign in our county. It is from one of our Anti-Government producers here. Hopefully it will be in there soon. If you can't read it, let me know and I'll let you know what it says.
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