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For the wrestlers, or anyone else needing a chuckle

by , Posted to on 12/21/2009 11:07 AM | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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A Russian and a Norwegian wrestler (just happened to be named Ole) were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. "Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished." Ole nodded in acknowledgment.



As the match started, Ole and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing Ole and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the coach raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match. The crowd went crazy. The coach was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"



Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold, but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nuttin' to lose so wid my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as hard as I could."



So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"







"Vel not so much really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your own nuts!"
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Re: For the wrestlers, or anyone else needing a chuckle
by on 12/21/2009 11:46 AM | Reply #1 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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 That right there is funny, thanks for the laugh.
 
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by on 12/21/2009 11:48 AM | Reply #2 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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LOL
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Re: For the wrestlers, or anyone else needing a chuckle
by on 12/21/2009 11:53 AM | Reply #3 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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I heard that's what Montana wrestlers do..




 
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Re: For the wrestlers, or anyone else needing a chuckle
by on 12/21/2009 11:54 AM | Reply #4 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Re: For the wrestlers, or anyone else needing a chuckle
by on 12/21/2009 1:36 PM | Reply #5 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Tim Sandstrom Said:
I heard that's what Montana wrestlers do..
Are you jealous?????

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Re: For the wrestlers, or anyone else needing a chuckle
by on 12/21/2009 1:43 PM | Reply #6 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Wrestling????  Never did figure out why that type of uniform for rolling around with another dude though!!   I would like to see hunttomuch and ole sandstrom square off in the middle however.  Could be an FBO pay-per-view match for charity!!   

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Re: For the wrestlers, or anyone else needing a chuckle
by on 12/21/2009 1:48 PM | Reply #7 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Good lord!!  What charity would sponsor that?!  (grin)
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Re: For the wrestlers, or anyone else needing a chuckle
by on 12/21/2009 2:02 PM | Reply #8 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Deal
I'll even give him my leg!!!!
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Re: For the wrestlers, or anyone else needing a chuckle
by on 12/21/2009 3:01 PM | Reply #9 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Here is one for you silly former crotch sniffers LOL!  Scroll down a bit, I don't have the pic posting figured out!

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by on 12/21/2009 3:53 PM | Reply #10 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Traxion Said:
silly former crotch sniffers
I take it you were a basketball player? The two sports have always conflicted with each other .....

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Re: For the wrestlers, or anyone else needing a chuckle
by on 12/21/2009 4:37 PM | Reply #11 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Wrestlers were always mad because the basketball players were more athletic!!  You ever see a wrestler try and shoot a basketball??  That should get a rise!!  Heh, heh.  I'm kidding of course.

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by on 12/21/2009 4:44 PM | Reply #12 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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by on 12/21/2009 4:54 PM | Reply #13 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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It takes one ball to play basketball, but it takes two to wrestle.
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by on 12/21/2009 5:02 PM | Reply #14 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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by on 12/21/2009 5:10 PM | Reply #15 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Thats a good one, I bet half the basketball players couldnt even make it through a wrestling practice...
solocam Said:
Wrestlers were always mad because the basketball players were more athletic!! 


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by on 12/21/2009 5:15 PM | Reply #16 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Lycanthrope Said:
Thats a good one, I bet half the basketball players couldnt even make it through a wrestling practice...
solocam Said:
Wrestlers were always mad because the basketball players were more athletic!! 


coordinated would probably be a better word.

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Re: For the wrestlers, or anyone else needing a chuckle
by on 12/21/2009 5:23 PM | Reply #17 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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I had to throw that out there because I have a lot of friends that wrestled in HS and I played basketball!!  We were always throwing insults and challenges at each other.  Fun times!!

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by on 12/21/2009 7:12 PM | Reply #18 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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by on 12/21/2009 7:21 PM | Reply #19 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Yep, basketball was my game.  My two best friends were wrestlers and we constantly went back and forth.  They even got me one of those stupid "the best thing to see on a BB floor is wrestling mats door to door" tshirts.  I always made fun of their crotch sniffing ways.  We still go back and forth today.  Unfortunately they still have a few moves, they always try to get you but that is when things get nasty with fists LOL!

My favorite moments were sitting in study hall drinking a pop and eating a candy bar while those morons were sitting there trying to make weight for the nights dual.  They looked like death chewing on a cracker, that is what you get for being stupid and cutting 20 to 25 pounds from your football weight to wrestle.  I loved to see them with their dry mouths just wanting a drip of that coke bottle!   Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside just thinking about it LOL!
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by on 12/21/2009 7:34 PM | Reply #20 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Traxion Said:


My favorite moments were sitting in study hall drinking a pop and eating a candy bar while those morons were sitting there trying to make weight for the nights dual.  They looked like death chewing on a cracker, that is what you get for being stupid and cutting 20 to 25 pounds from your football weight to wrestle.  I loved to see them with their dry mouths just wanting a drip of that coke bottle!   Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside just thinking about it LOL!

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