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Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics

by Jig-em-up-Josh , Posted to Fishing Buddy on 07/18/2012 2:49 PM \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
Jig-em-up-Josh Joined: 10/31/2003 Location: ND
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by odocoileus on 07/18/2012 2:53 PM \| Reply #1 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
odocoileus Joined: 12/30/2006 Location: ND	They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
	A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person. *-Fred Bear-*
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by johnr on 07/18/2012 2:55 PM \| Reply #2 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
johnr Joined: 02/18/2004 Location: ND	Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
	I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. Clint Eastwood
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by odocoileus on 07/18/2012 2:56 PM \| Reply #3 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
odocoileus Joined: 12/30/2006 Location: ND	Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's decendants are known today as giraffes.
	A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person. *-Fred Bear-*
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by Jig-em-up-Josh on 07/18/2012 2:58 PM \| Reply #4 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
Jig-em-up-Josh Joined: 10/31/2003 Location: ND
	Captain Josh Burgett 701-739-9198 www.jig-em-up-guide-service.com Feel free to book your Catfish or Walleye trip via text message
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by Frosty.... on 07/18/2012 3:05 PM \| Reply #5 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
Frosty.... Joined: 06/09/2007 Location: AK	Jig-em-up-Josh Said: Hahahahaha!!!!!
	-}}}}}--------------->>> Ice fishermen are simple creatures, they just need a hole and their pole
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by johnr on 07/18/2012 3:07 PM \| Reply #6 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
johnr Joined: 02/18/2004 Location: ND	Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
	I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. Clint Eastwood
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by Harch on 07/18/2012 3:09 PM \| Reply #7 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
Harch Joined: 12/03/2009 Location: ND	Chuck Norris can email a roundhouse kick

Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by yelowjackt on 07/18/2012 3:10 PM \| Reply #8 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
yelowjackt Joined: 08/31/2005 Location: ND	When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
	...more people are killed by toasters then sharks. So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster, SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by LeadHead 2-E on 07/18/2012 3:16 PM \| Reply #9 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
LeadHead 2-E Joined: 02/08/2007 Location: ND	Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands...... Now they are just called "The Islands"
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by johnr on 07/18/2012 3:18 PM \| Reply #10 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
johnr Joined: 02/18/2004 Location: ND
	I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. Clint Eastwood
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by wsphead on 07/18/2012 3:21 PM \| Reply #11 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
wsphead Joined: 02/27/2008 Location: ND	chuck norris makes onions cry
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by g_way on 07/18/2012 3:27 PM \| Reply #12 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
g_way Joined: 05/13/2011 Location: ND	Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by doublebarrelsaloon on 07/18/2012 3:30 PM \| Reply #13 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
doublebarrelsaloon Joined: 04/22/2009 Location: MT	Chuck Norris's Daddy!
	I dont go around guessing cup sizes either I just know a nice rack when I see one.
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by odocoileus on 07/18/2012 3:34 PM \| Reply #14 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
odocoileus Joined: 12/30/2006 Location: ND
	A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person. *-Fred Bear-*
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by pigsticker on 07/18/2012 3:34 PM \| Reply #15 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
pigsticker Joined: 05/04/2005 Location: ND	<br>
	This is my BOOMSTICK!!!
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by remm on 07/18/2012 3:34 PM \| Reply #16 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
remm Joined: 01/03/2003 Location: ND	-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. -When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history. -Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by odocoileus on 07/18/2012 3:35 PM \| Reply #17 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
odocoileus Joined: 12/30/2006 Location: ND
	A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person. *-Fred Bear-*
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by odocoileus on 07/18/2012 3:36 PM \| Reply #18 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
odocoileus Joined: 12/30/2006 Location: ND
	A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person. *-Fred Bear-*
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by LeadHead 2-E on 07/18/2012 3:43 PM \| Reply #19 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
LeadHead 2-E Joined: 02/08/2007 Location: ND
Re: Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics by garretts on 07/18/2012 3:47 PM \| Reply #20 \| "Quote" \| "Quick Reply" \|
garretts Joined: 04/27/2009 Location: ND	Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
	Everybody wants to be Hank Williams, but no one wants to die.

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