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Chuck Norris Jokes/Pics

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed

Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk.  Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person. -Fred Bear-
 
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by on 07/18/2012 2:55 PM | Reply #2 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.

” We purchase things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t even like.”



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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's decendants are known today as giraffes.
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed

Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk.  Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person. -Fred Bear-
 
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by on 07/18/2012 3:07 PM | Reply #6 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

” We purchase things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t even like.”



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Chuck Norris can email a roundhouse kick

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

 








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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands...... Now they are just called "The Islands"
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” We purchase things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t even like.”



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chuck norris makes onions cry
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 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
 
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Chuck Norris's Daddy!

I dont go around guessing cup sizes either I just know a nice rack when I see one.

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A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed

Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk.  Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person. -Fred Bear-
 
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-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

-When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history.

-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

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by on 07/18/2012 3:35 PM | Reply #17 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed

Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk.  Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person. -Fred Bear-
 
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by on 07/18/2012 3:36 PM | Reply #18 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed

Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk.  Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person. -Fred Bear-
 
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

Everybody wants to be Hank Williams, but no one wants to die.

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