This morning a Towner resident shot and killed Bigfoot. Evidently he collected a few hairs off him and threw him in the flood ravaged Mouse River.
Bigfoot Killed
Mon, 05/02/2011 - 3:36pm
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Bigfoot Killed
What he use to bring em down?
I killed Bigfoot once.....
Big J
Weird, this story sounds vaugely familiar to a recent headline...for the life of me I can't recall...
LIFE...It's nature's way of keeping meat fresh!
If you want to sound wise, go to school. If you want to be wise....go to Nature!
.243??? or would that bounce off of him?
Is ironic the word I'm looking for??
The kill is the satisfying, indeed essential, conclusion to a successful hunt. But, I take no pleasure in the act itself. One does not hunt in order to kill, but kills in order to have hunted. Then why do I hunt? I hunt for the same reason my well-fed cat hunts...because I must, because it is in the blood, because I am the decendent of a thousand generations of hunters. I hunt because I am a hunter.- Finn Aagard
Sometimes?
It was a cold and snowy day :
DNAtests pending it may be ruled 
I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits; so I am not an alcoholic... I am spiritual
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the
Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian!" .
Remember?
Here is my concern…if you really shot and killed Bigfoot ..why throw him in the Mouse River??? I’d think you’d want to at least get a few pictures take some measurements, if nothing else a nice replica mount may come out of it.
Not that I don’t believe the story but some hard evidence would make it a little more conclusive…
He should get a ticket for wasting game!!!!
Dead animals don't need fur anyway!!!!!!!!!!
LATERS
"bigfeet" are kind of a crockpot thing arent they?
Dern kids and their wanton waste ways. I have a great recipe for big foot backstraps. I use the same marinade when I load up on dodo birds.
"Diligence is the mother of good luck."
"The constitution only gives people the right to pursue hapiness. You have to catch it yourself."
"Well done is better than well said."
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
All by: Benjamin Franklin.
"The solution to any problem - work, love, money, whatever - is to go fishing, and the bigger the problem, the longer the trip should be."
Author: John Gierach
I hear they taste like chicken!!!
I think i saw big foots track once.
You don't have to have any photos, just say you got him. LOL
If they really want to find him, they would turn Seal Team #6 loose on him. ;)
BACKWATER GUIDING
" ED on the RED "
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I heard it was a female and was last seen leaving the Rafter Bar in Towner.
Would anybody even notice?
BACKWATER GUIDING
" ED on the RED "
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She went home with me!
After drinking several of these at the Rafter
I'd hit dat.
BACKWATER GUIDING
" ED on the RED "
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I'd hit dat.
BACKWATER GUIDING
" ED on the RED "
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Did she have a bacon strip or a Dorito chip? Was she an animal in the sac?
"Diligence is the mother of good luck."
"The constitution only gives people the right to pursue hapiness. You have to catch it yourself."
"Well done is better than well said."
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
All by: Benjamin Franklin.
"The solution to any problem - work, love, money, whatever - is to go fishing, and the bigger the problem, the longer the trip should be."
Author: John Gierach
I woke up next to her one a.m..I chew off my arm,so I wouldn't wake her up.Thats why I type one handed...
KENNYBOB IS BACK!!!
squaw snatch!!! That is hilarious Or should I say hairiless,or maybe mufflible
Neat